G.W. Bush has strayed from his Sandia Park compound. Thought to be retired, he left for an evening stroll on Saturday, Sept. 5th and has not returned. He was at war with local vegetarians and had left many casualities in his wake. He is feared captured or deceased. The attached picture shows G.W. with his beloved dog, "Peanut"
Please notify his press corps if you have news of his whereabouts.
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